Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I love you. Go after that dick
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