is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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