I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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