just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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