Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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