the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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