They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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