After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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