Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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