Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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