What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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