How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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