Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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