Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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