the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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