If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
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I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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