just tell him i said nine months
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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