The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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