Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Duck Duck Cougar?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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