these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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