he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm always down for nudity.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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