oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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