so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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