man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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