So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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