We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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