He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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