i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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