nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
