Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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