I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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