Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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