im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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