like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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