You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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