Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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