just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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