you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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