Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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