the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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