Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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