Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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