it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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