Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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