How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Are we still banned from the library?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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