I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
its not stalking. its research.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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