Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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