So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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