Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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