So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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