he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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