turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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