I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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