Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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