I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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