Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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