help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
